i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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