I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Holy shit dude........stairs
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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