I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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