Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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