Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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