Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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