is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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