Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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