youre lurking in front of me
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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