Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
