Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
