so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You should frame my arrest warrant.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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