I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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