Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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