are you still at the devil's house?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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