I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
wow bdsm is so cute
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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