did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
They have beer where we have blood.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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