So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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