if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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