I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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