By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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