I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Randomize
