You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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