If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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