so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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