i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
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