mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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