That's when you crack a 10am beer
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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