I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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