I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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