He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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