the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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