when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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