so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
how drunk are you?
Several
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Randomize
