he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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