Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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