If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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