But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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