She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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