It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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