I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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