He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Did I show you my penis last night?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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