Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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