My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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