they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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