let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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