The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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