I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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