ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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