Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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