she's into porn, im staying here tonight
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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