why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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